Okay, so, I’ve had a series of weird-ass dreams lately when I sleep/nap, and I figure I should write them down.

1. This one was during a nap. I was running away from something, then stumbled into a massive antique furniture/human store. People were buying other humans to put their minds into so they could escape something they weren’t fond of in their current lives. There was also a lot of other stuff that didn’t make sense, but it ended with a fat chick with pink hair choosing to die so the rest of the people in the store could live. They braided her hair into a mass of ropes and then burned her alive.

2. Again, during a nap. I woke up from a coma in a dark room with a few spotlights in different areas and super-saturated colours, and I apparently knew it was my room. I left and heard a noise down one end of the hall, so I looked, and I saw Zombie David Bowie riding a rainbow and coming fast with poisonous androgynous fish (obviously, the Adaro had some inspiration here). I had no weapon, so I was like shit, and started running as fast as I could down the other end of the hall. I jumped out of the window and down about three stories, and landed all Assassin’s Creed style and kept running, while ZDB had to go around and find the door because his rainbow couldn’t fit out the window. I ran down the street to the Machine Gun Store (yes, there was a store specifically for machine guns) and grabbed a few guns. All the streets were empty because ZDB had already killed the rest of the city, and I was the only one left because I had been unconscious and therefore undetectable to him. I started climbing to the tops of buildings and tried to spot ZDB so I could shoot him before he got me, and eventually I found him at the zoo, getting more Androgynous Fish to throw. So I climbed the fence and went into the liger cage and got Hercules (he’s a pretty famous liger, for those who don’t know) and used him like a steed to chase down ZDB. We ended up charging towards each other, him throwing fish and me shooting, until Hercules leaped towards him, and I jumped off his back and flipped over ZDB and onto his rainbow behind him, and snapped his neck.

3. I was at a metro, trying to lasso an insane trans-dimensional shape-shifter so I could kill him as a matter of  honour for my people, but NO ONE COULD SEE HIM BUT ME. Also, I have no idea who “my people” were, I just knew it was for them.

4. I went to a world called NightmareBearAbortionLand (I specifically remember thinking it was too epic and awesome for spaces, hence why it’s written like that), where I was the king and reigned over a land made of tongues and people farmed animal-plants for food. Like, beef growing on vines inside pods that keep them fresh, or a fish-bush. I lived in a fortified Battle-Cathedral and wore clothes made out of poor people.

So yeah. I think my brain is a little bit fucked up.

On a different note, things miiiight be looking up on a different front. Might work out this time. -excited- But, we’ll see. Not gonna get my hopes up just yet, haha.