I have NEVER woken up feeling so miserable before. I don’t like it at all.

I’m not sleeping well, I’m depressed, I’m getting sick, I’m getting all lonely again (emooooo), Mitch keeps calling me, and I’ve been giving serious thought over the past few months to how I should just cut myself off from everyone because I keep faking being all happy and stuff, when really most of the time I just want to go home.

I’ve tried going out and hoping that’ll help, and it does for a little bit, but it never lasts.

I’m fucking sick of this. I wanna go back to normal.

P.S.: I also hate my job, and where I am in life. Thank you, and goodbye.

So, part 1: I keep getting semi-depressed on and off lately. Not entirely sure, but it’s probably at least partly because of the crap Mitch keeps pulling. But Danny helps, so <3′s for him!

Part 2: Dear god I hate what producers do with nutrition information, and also what people do when I say I’m from Kelowna, Canada. First off, why would you give nutrition information for, as an example, 1/3 of a pizza? Why the HELL would I cook an entire pizza and just eat 1/3 of it? They aren’t very filling. If I was feeding multiple people, I’d make multiple pizzas. And my orange juice wasn’t even in a reasonable measurement. It was “for every 210 mL”. This, on a 450 mL bottle. THEY DON’T EVEN MULTIPLY EVENLY. WHAT THE FLYING RABBIT RAPE.

And what the fuck is it with non-Canadians who ask me where I’m from, then upon answering, ask me, “Is that near Toronto?” I know you’re Canadian geography isn’t good, but at least ask, “Where in Canada is that?” That way, if it’s near Toronto, I’ll say, “Near Toronto.” I think the next time an American asks me that, I’ll pick a city on the opposite end of the country and ask him if he’s near that.

Yeah. I need to make myself exercise and eat better now. I took a bath, and looked down when I was sitting, and I was like, “Oh. Ew.”

So, starting tonight, I’m going to do at LEAST an hour of exercise a day, preferably two, and I’m gonna stop ordering food at the cafeteria so often. If I get stuff there, it’ll be sushi or a salad. A burger or something is fine once in a while, but not as often as I get it. Instead, I’ll bring food, maybe cereal or something, and buy milk or something for it. I dunno yet.

Cam need to burn off some fattitude. D=

So, to sum up the movie 10,000 BC: The heroic white caveman from the snowy mountains allies with and runs as fast as Kenyans to rescue their collective people from the Pope, who builds pyramids and the Beta-Version Sphinx with mammoths.

If you can ignore the VAST historical inaccuracies, however, the movie isn’t bad. Although a tad cheesy.

Somehow, you have a tribe in the snowy mountains that consists of white people, native americans, and Jamaicans, and apparently Moses (going to “Egypt” to free the people. Cave-Moses is a badass.) who have a wise-woman that prophesies the coming of “4-legged demons”, and then has continual visions about the journey to save the mysterious blue-eyed girl that Cave-Moses loves.

We then travel over a mountain with Cave-Moses, John Smith a la Grunge, Kocoum, and a pubescent Jamaican kid with a slight moustache until they reach the end of the mountain range, which goes RIGHT into a tropical rain forest with carnivorous Dodo birds with a pituitary gland problem. They mosey on through and reach the Savannah, which has Kenyans that had a prophesy about a man leading them who could talk to the Spear-Tooth (i.e. bigass sabre-toothed tiger. Which apparently can survive in Africa.). We then meet with a bunch of bizarre tribes, one of which somehow has bamboo to use for masks, and travel across the desert to track the original kidnappers, who they saw go down the river on boats. But oh no, they don’t follow the river. They go right off into the desert and eventually start following the north star.

Upon getting there, we get treated to a giant ziggurat/pyramid (henceforth known as a Piggurmid) that has worked gold on top, and mammoths dragging up large stones. These people have an Almighty they make sacrifices too, and who is afraid of a hunter whose coming is confirmed by the perfectly-proportioned scars on the girl’s hand. There’s a whole hooplah of a fight, and then Moses throws a spear at the Almighty, who tumbles down the stairs and is eventually revealed as the Pope, who now controls the Middle-East. Then a guy with a weird deep voice kidnaps the girl on a horse, she stabs him in the kidney with an arrow, and we get the happy reunion! YAAAAAY!

Except he’s not dead and shoots her in the middle of the small of the back and kills her. Despite it going in about two inches, near nothing vital to life. At worst, she should be paralyzed. Then he gets killed by Angry Moses, and the old wise lady dies and gives her last breath to the girl, who comes back to life and they return to lead the people in growing multi-coloured Kenyan corn that grows like grass.

Yeah. Exactly.

P.S.: And the reason they don’t do autopsies on the Popes is because it’s a cover-up. They all get killed by Cavemen.

My night is ruined. Gah.